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“You’re gonna fuck your dog in the mouth when you see these deals!”
I shit on my roommate and killed my pants instead.
Who are these people
Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Macaulay Culkin but I don’t think it matters to the joke
He’s Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin nowadays.
🎵Every day I’m Culkin🎵
But then what is the joke?
The absurd caption is the point of the post.
The slightly clickbaity phrasing?
Ah, I thought that was par for the course, because Reductress is a satire magazine…
Even better: “You won’t believe me how these child stars, you’ve never noticed, look today.”
The avatars of Cthulhu or something apparently if the mere sight of their adult form is enough to drive a person to murderous incontinent madness.
Aaaaand now I feel old.
LOL, I remember that post. It gave me an existential crisis.
