• azolus@slrpnk.net
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    28 days ago

    And the rats are all high on crack, they are dancing their little rat dance and I’m sitting in my chair wondrous to their theatre with their little rat feet. But when they saw the cat they ran away into their little rat hole and started screaming, and kept screaming for like three days straight! This is no small feat for a little rat, believe me. Have you tried screaming all day? It’s exhausting I tell you. Happened to me once when had ingested a drink with sulfites in it on accident. I felt an overwhelming sense of impending doom. It’s the sulfites and highly processed foods I tell you! Ever since me and my wife started our carnivore diet our moods cleared up and my benzos addiction resolved —even the rats have stopped screaming! Anyways these radical cultural marxists are trying to force us to use certain terms, so called gender pronouns to address them. This sort of compelled speech is literally 1984…

    Honestly, I can only tolerate Jordan Peterson’s sophistry equipped with a proper blunt, too.

    • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      27 days ago

      This reads like a caricature but also so accurate to his speech patterns that I can’t tell if it’s real or not and I’m not going to grant Jordan Peterson any memory space in my search history.