I have zero sympathy for him. Hashtag No Kings.
So the mechanic of this game is you have to collect jewels for a royal whilst they struggle to escape from the hordes of “rocks” blocking their exit for some reason?
I’m starting to think that this game is from the royal’s perspective and the “rocks” aren’t to be taken literally.
This ads are ragebait, and they have nothing to do with the screenshots in their app. They advertise this way, because apparently it works for a lot of people.
one day i am going to make this game (the one actually depicted by the ads) and just call it “the king can actually die” lmfao
You play and play, new levels come.
One day you decide to let him die. The rocks flow in, the king is crushed.
A message pops up, “Congratulations, you have saved the people from tyranny!”
Achicement unlocked pops up “The Good Ending.”
Would chortle/10
Call it Kill the King, where the objective is to kill him.
I OWN THIS GAME!
AND THERE IS NO KING SAVING BEJEWELED CL ONE!!
i was so upset LMAO
reminds me, i also need to do one where you actually can buy the house for the poor homeless woman with two kids
Fair enough; but there is a sequel to this game and I suspect others of its like exist.
I’m not familiar with the homeless lady referenced.
that’s the homescapes ads, it’s shit like this https://youtube.com/shorts/8Xj0Lfjlxp8
It’s funny because I played homescapes well before these ads, they were just bejeweled like stuff. The ads then started and now every so often you get a puzzle from the ads do they can’t be sued for false advertising. At least, last I checked. Haven’t played for ages, watched a few people show them off though.
But you likely saved Princess Peach plenty of times. Sexism.
maybe you get to fuck the king afterwards?
No, Mario did that in hope of sexual favors, it’s different
