Edit: apparently I haven’t been getting comment notifications on Connect, but this was entirely sarcastic, I am well aware of how unreasonable large even some of the small toys are. I am also intimately aware of how unreasonably large the large size is. It frightens me from the bottom of the tote.
Reverse searched and this is what the mom probably saw:
(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.
They ship as silicone sculptures =)
Mom, I’m on drugs.
Don’t worry about it mom, I’m just…a horny slut.
Small. What an absolute coward
Edit: apparently I haven’t been getting comment notifications on Connect, but this was entirely sarcastic, I am well aware of how unreasonable large even some of the small toys are. I am also intimately aware of how unreasonably large the large size is. It frightens me from the bottom of the tote.
Don’t be shaming people with limited capacity, they can’t help it any more than any of us can help what our bodies are like
From a personal point of view, that looks like more fun than something modelled on a horse cock or whatever
Can we all agree to not joke about people playing within their limits from now on?
Hey edgelord, please take your bullying and insecurity issues back to your friends on Reddit please.
Household favorite