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The cashier offers the kid a barbie doll crotch and he's very happy with it

  • a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Awkward boners an issue, I agree. But I can’t imagine giving up my family jewels because of that. Are you asexual?

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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      According to most people’s definitions of sex, yes I’m asexual. But I do enjoy some of the secret kinds of sex the patriarchy doesn’t want you to know about.

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          One of My favourite ways to have sex is with pain. If you’re knife-shy or don’t like permanent scars, stimulating a bruise as if it were a sex organ is a good way to bring a masochist to orgasm. My partner Ivy really enjoyed that one when it visited Australia. We also have a lot of fun together in the astral plane.

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              Yep, I’ve got the glans under the skin so I can have fun with it while also being smooth. There’s no bulge or nothing, enough material was removed that it’s actually kind of indented around that area.

    • Draconic NEO@pawb.social
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      Bottom surgery isn’t for everyone, some people aren’t comfortable losing what they have. But for those who do want it, it’s awesome, and sometimes life-saving. The most important thing is doing what makes you happy and comfortable.

      By the way, if eliminating random boners is all you want HRT on its own will usually do that. I’ve also heard DHT blockers like finasteride can cause erectile dysfunction as well, though I can’t say for sure if it’s guaranteed. Definitely do your own research before taking drugs to change aspects of yourself. I’m just a person on the internet.

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        Finasteride can occassionally cause ED. The hair pill (1mg) version has about a 97% chance of not doing that, though. I wouldn’t trust it to stop boners, personally.

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          Yeah I’ve been on E for 6 years (And on T-blockers for only 5 years, yay no balls), and I still got stiffies back when that was anatomically possible.