Bonus panels
How smooth is it?
About as smooth as My bum cheeks
Where did they relocate your urethral opening, or whatever it’s called? I mean, where do you pee from, now?
Around the same place most women keep theirs. Just, minus the vagina part.
No real questions here tbh, I’m just so glad you were able to get what you wanted! Having genitals you don’t want is unbelievably fucking uncomfortable in my experience. I hope it was the relief you needed!
Yeah, I’m way comfier now. And no more hair getting stuck under My balls! Now it only gets stuck in My butt crack! That’s progress!
I know nothing about the topic, but just wanted to chime in to say I appreciate your use of the interrobang.
Where do you pee from?
from the superior cloaca
My surgeon made Me a new pee pee hole, around where most women keep theirs. You definitely couldn’t fit a penis in there, though, it’s tiny. It’s for pee and jizz only, same as the old one. I suppose I could still do sounding, but I don’t want to.
No Jimmy. Hold the Nuttin.
So you had the same procedure as American Mary’s Ruby Realgirl, played by Paula Lindberg.
I guess so. Is that movie any good? I don’t usually like horror, Hellraiser was too much for Me with all the bugs. But I really liked Crimes of the Future.
Did you have trouble finding a doctor willing to do it, or get a lot of push back? I’ve heard how hard it can be for women to get sterilized sometimes, so I imagine there would be a lot of push back on this too. “Are you really really really sure for real?”
I had a lot of trouble with the doctor stuff. Bottom surgery in general in Australia is a nightmare. There’s this guy, Andrew Ives, who used to be the #1 recommendation for bottom surgery in the entire country. So I booked a consultation with him, months and months in advance. And then he retired.
I eventually found a surgeon with a great bedside manner, who could do exactly what I wanted, including the special feature I wanted. The only problem was, he wanted Me to see TWO licensed WPATH psychiatrists. Most people only have to see one psychiatrist, but I had to see two because My surgery is less common.
@Grail dang, the nothing envy is real 😹
I made this post because A: it’s funny, and B: I want other trans people to know this is an option, so they can be happier with whatever choice they make.
Why?
I didn’t like having a twig and berries. It got hard at inconvenient times and got in the way of wearing tight pants. Plus I don’t like the concept of having a sex object attached to Me body. Now that I have no genitals, I wear leggings and cute dresses all the time.
Awkward boners an issue, I agree. But I can’t imagine giving up my family jewels because of that. Are you asexual?
According to most people’s definitions of sex, yes I’m asexual. But I do enjoy some of the secret kinds of sex the patriarchy doesn’t want you to know about.
