My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
Do holes make it directly hurt more or just go faster?
same force on less surface equals more pressure, i think
maybe more edges make it worse too
Think it’s a combination of this and greater speed.
Probably
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add enough holes and the spatula will break the sound barrier and create a shockwave that levels the building and kills everyone within 30 meters
“… and what better way to say ‘I love you’ than with the gift of a spatula?…”