Disco Elysium could definitely use more horse racing, and Umamusume could use some better dialogue, so…
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PERSONAL INDIVIDUALISM IS FINE. If you don’t intend to become a capitalist fuckwad.
Inland Empire: There’s something there, in those curves, you see the long flowing mane down her shoulders, it begins to remind you a bit of her…
Pain Threshold: STOP! We’ve been down this road before, you don’t like where it goes
[Perception - 10, medium] - See if you can make out Ms. Week in the pack
[Volition - 13, Formidable] - Leave this den of sin before it drags you deeper into the muck
[Perception - 10, medium] - PASS
Perception: As they go into the first turn you make her out again, her long strides gaining on the leader
Shivers: But as you see her lean into the turn and you feel the crowd hold their breath and just momentarily there’s something Special about her
[Suggestion, Medium: Failure]
Suggestion: Why don’t you go to the stables after this and show her that carrot you’ve got in your-
Logic: You CANNOT. FUCK. THE HORSE.
Electrochemistry, what have you done with the real Suggestion?!?
Umamusume and the pretty TOTALEN KRIEG


