I love that they evolved fangs to puncture and siphon through the flesh of the donut but are considerate enough to forgo that and use a straw to avoid passing on germs.
that depends. im guessing donut vampires appearance changes to maximize their beauty to donuts. not sure what donuts are into but if its something horrifying a regular vampire might still be better.
The elusive donut vampire. Annoying, but probably still more pleasant to be around than the regular kind.
I love that they evolved fangs to puncture and siphon through the flesh of the donut but are considerate enough to forgo that and use a straw to avoid passing on germs.
Oh fuck I thought that was meth pipe.
You’re not wrong that it kinda looks like one but lmao context clues!! 🤣
AI eat your heart out. This is perfect.
🏆 I love his lil bowtie!
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Count Jamcula 🦇
that depends. im guessing donut vampires appearance changes to maximize their beauty to donuts. not sure what donuts are into but if its something horrifying a regular vampire might still be better.