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UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 19 hours ago

donut rule

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donut rule

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UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 19 hours ago
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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    4 hours ago

    When you nut on the dough, it becomes a doughnut.

  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    6 hours ago

    I mean you gotta watch your caloren intake right?

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I think I saw a video of someone sucking the filling out of a donut once

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    Either it was the photo taker setting it up or else whoever was responsible left the goddamn straw there so that everyone else would know. That’s some serial killer behavior, make sure to tell everyone where you’re going for lunch.

    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 hours ago

      I’d rather know so I can not eat the sucked donuts

  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    19 hours ago

    The elusive donut vampire. Annoying, but probably still more pleasant to be around than the regular kind.

    • enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz
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      Doodle of a closeup of a vampire's face as he drinks the filling of a donut lying on the corner of a table through a straw held by one of his hands

      • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I love that they evolved fangs to puncture and siphon through the flesh of the donut but are considerate enough to forgo that and use a straw to avoid passing on germs.

      • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        12 hours ago

        🏆 I love his lil bowtie!

      • dxdydz@slrpnk.net
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        15 hours ago

        AI eat your heart out. This is perfect.

      • Vivian@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        17 hours ago

        🌟

    • ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19 hours ago

      Count Jamcula 🦇

    • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      15 hours ago

      that depends. im guessing donut vampires appearance changes to maximize their beauty to donuts. not sure what donuts are into but if its something horrifying a regular vampire might still be better.

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    I wait 'til late at night
    When no one else is there (else is there)
    I take my favorite straw
    And puncture an éclair (an éclair)

  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s the photo taker. He hates it there and he wants everyone to feel it with him.

  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    Maybe they were blowing the filling in

  • Psythik@lemmy.world
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    And it’s not even the good filling either. Fill a donut with either cream or custard, or GTFO.

    • Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      nah jelly filling is the best

  • protist@retrofed.com
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    E4Ur4i3rNGO0sEn.jpg

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
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      I seen this movie. Once. When it was released. After all these years and I still remember this image. Now I want to see that movie again. Great movie it was.

      • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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        What movie though?

        • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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          Starship Troopers I think

          • protist@retrofed.com
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            I’m doing my part!

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    19 hours ago

    Donut filling always tastes like shit and ruins even the best donut. I wished I worked there.

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      Boston creme pie can’t hear you la la la la

      don’t listen to the bad man sweetie. everybody loves your creamy insides.

      they stick their tongue deep inside to pull out just a teeny bit of your cream. it’s just this guy. he no like-a-da cream.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      I’m with you on this one.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • Psythik@lemmy.world
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      Your hotlink is broken because you forgot to include the file extension in the URL. Allow me to fix it for you:

      Image macro of the "You guys are getting paid?" meme. Bottom text: YOU GUYS ARE GETTING DONUTS?

      P.S. Don’t forget to include the image description! It helps visually impaired people.

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    Could be worse. Could be without a straw.

  • Ninja876@lemmy.world
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    I have a suggestion:

    https://youtu.be/yYFM66TC4nI

    /s and NSFW

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    16 hours ago

    What, you’ve never craved a krispyslosh?

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