Explanation
Indium is an extremely soft metal. You can literally chew it like gum. Marin is cute, I guess soft (?) and just…precious 💜
Chromium is a very hard metal. Astolfo is hard. No explanation needed.
Astolfo is Google-owned?🤢
I mean, he’s probably not hard in that picture though. I can’t guarantee because I don’t know his size, but rule one of wearing skirts as a man is that you gotta know how to control your boners. Whether that’s a cage, or tucking, or inebriation, or being smol, or just sheer fuckin force of will, you gotta do something because if you get hard in a skirt, everyone is gonna know how hard you are.
Try eating a whole box of indium cubes. Surely you won’t regret eating a whole box on indium cubes.
not proven until it’s done!
if astolfo is hard explain why im not named that (my brain is mush this joke is stupid)
Because I think your parents were smart enough to know that “That” is a pretty silly name 😆
Ha, checkmate! :3i might name my self ‘that’ for a day just to be chaos enby :p
Chaotic enbyyyy!
I like that! 😄
idgi
I literally have an explanation in the post body, wdym you don’t get it? 😭
oh, i didn’t notice there was a post body >.< my b
Np 😆







