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got to fake your death and read the obituaries


This is the worst funeral ever, I hope you’re all happy, you’ve succeeded in convincing me life is worth living by showing how bad my funeral will suck!

LOUDER AND SADDER
They usually say really flattering stuff, like “you’re such a crazy bastard” and “I didn’t know you could do that”.
I usually get “I wish he’d stop and put that down”




