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minus-squareMaxxie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up185·10 个月前Wtf was that opening line, is he also new to humans
minus-squarelath@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·10 个月前For comparison, some dudes just send dick pics en masse and still manage to hook up without saying a word.
minus-squareda_cow (she/her)@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down2·10 个月前I personally think, we should apply a shotgun to those dicks who randomly send dick picks.
minus-squarelost_faith@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 个月前I have known women who save dick pics specifically to reply to these messages
minus-squareda_cow (she/her)@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 个月前That’s actually a very good idea
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 个月前Hopefully replying with “Mine’s bigger”
minus-squarealmost1337@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 个月前One pump, a finger on the trigger, and it discharges?
minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·10 个月前On the other hand, it didn’t get him an immediate block so maybe he was on to something there.
minus-squareburntbacon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 个月前It’s possible this was a ‘screenshot, then ban’ situation. For the poor receiver, they might have a more forgiving view. As someone else said, I’ll take the rapid backpedaling upon realization of the error over angry doubling down.
Wtf was that opening line, is he also new to humans
For comparison, some dudes just send dick pics en masse and still manage to hook up without saying a word.
The shotgun method
I personally think, we should apply a shotgun to those dicks who randomly send dick picks.
I have known women who save dick pics specifically to reply to these messages
That’s actually a very good idea
the shotgun method
Hopefully replying with “Mine’s bigger”
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Spray 'n spray
Shotgun dicks hit different
One pump, a finger on the trigger, and it discharges?
On the other hand, it didn’t get him an immediate block so maybe he was on to something there.
It’s possible this was a ‘screenshot, then ban’ situation. For the poor receiver, they might have a more forgiving view. As someone else said, I’ll take the rapid backpedaling upon realization of the error over angry doubling down.