Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
East-West width of country:
US: 4500km
Russia: 9000km
Germany: 640km
Average Times:
US: 4500 km / 300 km / h = 15 hours
Russia: 9000 / 300 = 30 hours
Germany: 640 / 300 = 2.1 hours
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK’s width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
15m is a pretty fucking <-> tight window. The last mile problem would be your biggest issue. Even if you could get from LAX to BWI instantly, you’d have to be less than 15 minutes combined from the pair of airports, or say have direct instant train service to her front door.
You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient’s part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it’s important that both parties show willing!
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
I’m not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won’t move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won’t leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
East-West width of country:
Average Times:
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK’s width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
Does girl horny last less than guy horny? Because I can stay horny all day pretty much.
15m is a pretty fucking <-> tight window. The last mile problem would be your biggest issue. Even if you could get from LAX to BWI instantly, you’d have to be less than 15 minutes combined from the pair of airports, or say have direct instant train service to her front door.
You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient’s part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it’s important that both parties show willing!
We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.
or horniness
Impossible!
fair
Knowing humans, that’s probably a goal that’s a lot more likely to be invested in and met than better public transportation
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
It would be better to have her travel to you. Make time dilation work in your favor.
Hey I know the cards I have and I play them to the best of my ability
I’m not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won’t move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
What if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.
So you’d like for wagons to be destined for singular cities and other wagons clipping on by themselves?
That’d require a few extra locomotives, a mechanic to clip onto another set while moving and impeccable timing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_coach
A lot of fatalities 🤷🏻
No-no, let him cook, he onto something.
Imagine how efficient it will be!
So like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I was going to read about train ejaculation theory but here we are! 😄
Always happy to help
With enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
The tuck and roll. It worked for train hopping hobos of old. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
in before Louis Wu and slidewalk math enters…
But wait, for how long does prog stay in the blood? Assuming you take a dose equivalent to between luteal peak and follicular down?
what is prog?
Progesterone. Legend says it can make a (t)girl more horny. Scientists still haven’t figured out why. Maybe involves a secret ingestion method.
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won’t leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
It’s still inconclusive if it’s a placebo effect or actually makes tgirls more horny… more quality
cuddlesdatapoints required.Progesterone
Cries in Canadian where the train service from my city to a city 400kms away is 9.5 hrs (literally double the time it takes to drive).
Not with British trains though hehe