I’d say my pair is pretty unremarkable 😭
Middle breast: Quite remarkable
Oh you’ve never been hit with “well nourished.”
No, I haven’t 😂
I wouldn’t say I am…
Next time, bedazzle them first.
Any remarks a doctor might make about your breasts probably aren’t good, though.
Really? I think I’d appreciate a “Nice tits, ma’am” every once in a while 😭
That sounds like an opening for a sexual harassment case, though. You can’t say shit like that to your patients in a professional setting, no matter how nice your tits may be.
Yeah…but just imagine your doctor complimenting your tits 👀
That would be like a next-level ego boost for me, no matter how creepy it is…
I’d laugh very hard if my doctor would say it out of the blue during inspection
Lol. Yeah…
But at least I’d feel like my body is nice enough for my literal doctor to mention it 😂
Unremarkable for the US. It’s specifies US breasts.
I want to know how they compare with European breasts.
Hmmm, I have literal tons of pics of “European breasts” on my profile…not to mention my gallery 😂
I guess…I guess yeah, they are European breasts, aren’t they? Connected to a European me 😆
I wish I was eurasian. I feel I’d be a lot prettier 😭
Also yes, funny birb name :3
Unremarkable for US. It’s specifies US breasts.
I want to know how they compare with YOUR breasts.
(United Boobage Healthcare)
…I mean…
…at least they match?
You need to balance your breasts, otherwise you end up walking in circles.
Is this when they spin the breast very fast and then glue on some counterweights?
Nice one! (Get it?)
But for real🖖
Probably because they weren’t soapie
I swear I’m gonna do it…I’m gonna literally post my soapy tits
…even tho that’d be an insult to myself, it’d literally just be soap on a flat chest 🥲
Heeelp I’m so flaaat 😭😭😭You’re underestimating the straight man’s love of boobs. All sizes are wonderful.
But did you pass that exam or did you fail?
I passn’t 😔
Shoulda studied harder
Google i passn’t
Holey h*ll
What?
Better luck next time!
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