Yes, yes and yes, depending on mood and time of day
This poses the question of how much kink makes one a pervert.
Is doggy style enough to be a pervert? What about the soft wrist- and ankle-shakles installed on my bed? What about blindfolds? Is there some definite point at which one becomes a pervert?
I mean I’ll happily check all three boxes, I’m just interested.
holding hands DEFINITELY makes you a pervert
My teenage cousins called me the pervert uncle (they’re 17y+ younger than me), presumably because they think they found a sex toy at my place. It’s not, but I refuse to tell them what it is. 😈
Actually, I should be calling them pervert cousins since they’re the ones coming up with scenarios! But I don’t judge. Takes one to know one I guess. Also, we talk very liberally about relationships and puberty and stuff, so I’m glad we have that kind of trusting relationship.
I am a sub. I’m here to subvert your expectations.
“Select all that apply”
Me sobbing and shaking with the pen on the third check box while brain whispers “CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX”
At one point you’re going to have to come to terms with who you are. You’ll be more at ease if not happier.
Oh, of course, it’s just weird as fuck coming to terms after a life of religious repression, and reconciling that my libido is needy af even if I’m asexual and not wanting that from actual people 😂
No one can love you as much, or as often, as you can love yourself
Im an expert. Its abbreviated.
All the above depending on how horny I am.
Yup
Yes.
Culvert.
Sherbet
