try to maybe not make the obvious jokes in the commies like
[
"haha, those r rookie numbrs",
"i can do bettr than thad"
]
… bt i cnt stop u of cours! <3
For a second I thought it was an advertisement about BDSM until I read the title.
aweeeeheheheee no… i wud never post ads <3
Oh sure, when she does it it’s a Youtube video, when I do it, it’s a severe depressive episode.
“haha, those r rookie numbrs”,
“i can do bettr than thad”
I mean, I wouldn’t say no to getting chained to the bed
yeaaa the chains didn appear in the video… its jus a thumbnail thing…
she obviously didn’t make her goal. The video is only 31 minutes long.
Bedrest studies often attract people looking for a change who can afford to retreat from everyday life for a few months.
when can i buy smorty merch?
i dun hav any merch plannd… also i dun wanna support the capitalism… feels uncomf…
based
Facebook marketplace: 1 piss soaked bed. Free.
aweehehehe nununu, she put a lil potty besides her bed ,… whad a boring solution…
the bed must be wet
Prolly wearin’ a diapee
Buckets exist
no they dont
I didn’t say birds
me neither
ha, ha, ha
amateur Monteregro lazinesss competition1.5 million views?
shes an influecnr i think… she behavs lik one at least.
so yea - with these peeps, they cn litrlli do anythn n itll get them views…,-
lik - they cud straight up lik - mek sammiches n eat em, n thads it.,-, <
why… did u put dis?..
because it’s the way that influencers get clicks
edit: sorry if it makes you uncomfy
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You not familiar with Smorty? She’s something of a beloved character in these parts.
:o…
:oooooo
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<3 <3 <3
<3 you know we gots you.
…,., #,.,…, '.,., '. -,!!,),… ', ", %.,.,…
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>//v//< aaaaaa uhm…
thanksies so vrri mch! <3
That doesn’t make them incorrect…
>;(
…
;(
I’ve always interpreted smorty’s spelling as an intentional choice to poison data mining and most likely a sort of adversarial stylometry. There are ML systems out there that can do a good job of judging whether two different usernames are actually the same person based on their post contents. I also like how she’s preserving an old element of Internet culture with that over-the-top cutesy/derpy “I herd u liek mudkipz” style.
It is kind of hard to read, but interestingly, it also forces the reader to think harder about what’s being said. It is a bit exhausting but I feel like it’s worth it for some of those benefits. I am glad it’s not everyone talking like that all the time though, lol
why should she?
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Skill issue
git gud
You dnot need to untsrednad all the cnometmms you raed
Skl issoo
rejct splinng… embrc fredom
If you don’t like her posting block her, don’t tell her not to be herself
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Fuck off, “Dude fix your spelling” isn’t discussing anything, you’re just wandering in and being an asshole.
“Wahhhh it’s my right to be an asshole, stop complaining about me being an asshole”
Just leave
Look at the sidebar, literally says to just block instead of being a dick
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You could just like, ignore it and move on lol
Based on the non English thumbnail English is likely not their primarily language