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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
- I’ll have the - Steak.tar.tar- That was pretty funny. - I concur. 
 
 
- Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though - I think it’s a Linus Torvalds energy - If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver? 
- Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech - “It’s FUCKING - RAWDEPRECATED!” ~Chef Torvalds
 
 
 
- If there’s one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it’s spaghetti code. - I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti. 
 
- Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert - And a grub appetizer - And mate (the drink) 
 
 
- All my recipes are lgpl. - If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL? - yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there 
 
 
- the open sauce spaghetti bolognese - Come to my house, there’s always open sauce. 
 
- I’ll have the cinnamon mint buns 
- Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they’d like/use that btw. 
- Pls tell me this is real - It’s a real Tumblr post! - source? - idk, tumblr, a post, in… reality, I guess? 
 
 
 
- Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark. 
- Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches? 
- I don’t have this problem because I use Windows - All your problems were brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends, as advertised in your taskbar. 
- Is that why it failed? - Because the bistro had no windows? 
 
- Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth. 
- deleted by creator - It’s way too nerdy and cool to be real 
- Probably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic 
 











