- Cold in here
Those poor kids
I was doubting if I’m too old to get the reference, or if it’s a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- “Chat, is this real?” Or “Can you believe this, chat?”
Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Hey chat, I don’t think he knows…
It’s chilibidi in her
Was he in the Odyssey or the Illiad?
Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.
No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn’t want anything outta him at all
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.
That’s a dope list, no cap.
yeah, it’s high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we’re not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.
or radioactive decay
Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
thank god.
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn’t experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now
same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts
Acting in a manner reminiscent of being on meth. Spastic (from which we get spaz )
Now I think about it, young people are often high energy because (as I put it) the motor is too big for the chassis hence the need to run around on the jungle gym. So having new recurring slang for someone who is too energetic to be fully in control (i.e. well-behaved) makes sense.
What are Darius noises? “They will regret opposing me”?
“I do not tolerate cowardice”
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
Something about a wagon wheel.
What the sigma is going on here
Don’t Ohio me.
Chat this Diddy rizz ain’t gooning me today
Gang, you have to be tweaking with this goofy ahh rizz🤦
Ok zoomer
Are we cooked?
Skibidi
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Literally 1984
Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
1900.84?
1000, 900 & 84
1000, 900 & 80
41 1000, 9 100’s & 80 4’s
Anime words/gestures
So, Japanese?
As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.
“No mames”
No mames, güey!
Ya, wey
Ya tu, güey!
Brings me right back to my construction days
Which one is the “cardiac arrest meme”?
Probably “call an ambulance… But not for me”
Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣
But what if Ninja got a low taper fade…
Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would’ve abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher’s stupid rules was always worth it.)
~~ They’re not banned unless they’re written down ~~
