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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days ago

greentext rule

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greentext rule

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s the one where OP doesn’t really do anything gay though, the tall hot guy tells him not to be a “silly little boy” and OP gets harder than he’s ever been. Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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      doesn’t really do anything gay

      Discovering that he is both attracted to men and a bottom all at once

      • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        He didn’t, he just reacted to something. Like a gay bottom

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          you need better bottoms

          • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I only have access to the one bottom - me - and I’m trying. Not my best, but I am trying

        • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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          That’s an involuntary action though, as in his body doing something

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      One of the straightest experiences I have every Saturday at 22:00.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      If you think about it there’s nothing straighter then getting a dick in the ass.

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        What’s manlier than man on man action?

      • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Fake: anon claims to be straight.
    Gay: violently so.

    Checks out

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    I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong

    what does this say about me 😳

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Put on this dress right now or I’ll never tell you.

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    I wonder how many of these are serious.

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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      The rule of greentexts; they all are:

      1. Fake
      2. Gay
      • Squished Fly (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        From 4chan experience I can sadly say that there is a third… Racism . _.

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          Yeah but rascisim is fueled by fake and cuck fantasy.

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes but most fake things are pretty gay.

        • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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          And yet, I find gay things to be so real

          • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Oh, lots of real things are gay, but a shocking majority of fake things are, because most straights are just spaghetti whose repressed shit finds its way out, while most queers are pretty cool about making our shit gay.

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        Can someone image explain the fake gay thing? 😭😭

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          It’s pretty self explanatory. On nearly every green text post, someone will point out A) Why the story is fake and B) Why the person who posted it is gay.

          No idea where it originated from, but it’s the childish level of humor that I appreciate.

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          lurk moar

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          Not that interesting of an origin story. Just an old stock comment from the early 2000s that lives on

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      serious fiction? all of them.

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    Idk sometimes it’s not the straight that op is wrong about

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      when you like men but that isn’t what makes you gay

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        Where is the Arch logo?

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    It always depends on if no homo was uttered in relation to the events

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